Felt like I was in a Seinfeld episode today at the cafe. No soup for you, Julia.
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Me: I’d like a Pie with Spinach, please
Server: Sorry, no spinach.
Me: Pie with Potato.
Server: No pie.
Me: Oh, salad with tuna, please.
Server: No tuna.
Me: Salad with—
Server: No salad.
Me: Soup with spinach?
Server: No spinach, I SAID that. Also, no soup.
Me: Ok, what do you have?
Server: Bread. And khachapuri (cheese bread.)
Me: Ok, khachapuri and…tea.
Server: Black or green?
Me: Black.
(Server comes back. No black tea.)
Had a nice lunch of cheesy bread and green tea.